Have a Laugh with these Jokes!

Do you need a giggle? Check out these jokes from Owlkids intern Courtney. They’re sure to get you laughing!

-Melissa

Hi, readers!

The new June 2017 issue of Chirp is all about Canada! This year is really special because Canada is turning 150 years old. Isn’t that awesome? Here are some jokes to help you celebrate Canada’s big birthday!

Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
Van-cougar.

What bird is always sad?
A blue jay!

Which animals are best at hockey?
Score-pions!

What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?
A zam-bony.

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!

Do you have any jokes about Canada? Let us know in the comments!

Talk to you later,

Courtney, chirpblog@owlkids.com