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What do you think these chimpanzees are saying and thinking?
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Chimp #1: Hey Chad, what did one primate say to the other?
Chimp #2: This guy is always monkeying around!
Chimp #1 “Do you want to build a snowman?”
Chimp #2 ” I’m so sick of the movie Frozen!”
Chimp #1: My friend Bob was picking out bugs in my fur, and he found bits of rotten banana peel!
Chimp #2: It seems like this chimp never showers like ALL OTHER chimps. That explains that stench!
Chimp #1: Hey Bob, what’s up?
Chimp #2: My name’s not Bob.
Chimp #1: Are my teeth white enough yet?
Chimp # 2: I would look but there’s a light in my eyes!
Chimp#1 do you want to buy a pet turtle?
Chimp #2 do you have any money?
Chimp #1: Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry baby chimp, it’s just a joke!
Chimp #2: That’s the oldest joke in the book!
chimp#1 Bananas, bananas, bananas, banana split.
chimp#2 mmmbananas …
chimp #1: hey you are the mirror image of me!
chimp#2:I’m not. He always says that when we’re almost the mirror image of each other.
Chimp#1: what did the bee said to the flower?
Chimp#2: hello honey!
chimp#1 if you eat a mango or a banana pull my finger
chimp#2 I know that joke im not pulling your finger
Chimp 1: Look at my teeth, aren’t they pretty?
Chimp 2: That’s what you think.
Chimp 1: I have an excellent dentist.
Chimp 2: I don’t.
Chimp 1: Nice teeth!
Chimp 2: Be Quiet
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