Blast Off with These Space Jokes!
Hey readers,
Check out these spacey jokes from Owlkids intern Danielle! 3, 2, 1… blast off!
-Melissa
Hi readers!
Did you enjoy the space-themed jokes at the back of the January/February 2018 issue of Chirp? I definitely did, so I wanted to share some of my other favourite space jokes with you! They’re far out!
What do planets like to read?
Comet books!
What is an alien’s favourite chocolate bar?
A Mars Bar!
What do you call an almond in space?
An astronut!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Do you have any fun space-themed jokes you want to share with us? Let us know in the comments or email us at chirpblog@owlkids.com!
— Danielle, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!