Funny Knock-Knock Jokes!

Hi readers,

Here are some funny knock-knock jokes to share with your friends and family!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now!

What are some of your favourite knock-knock jokes? Let me know in the comments below!

Talk to you later,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

Would You Rather Wednesday

Hey readers,

Get ready for another Would You Rather Wednesday! Check out the scenarios below and decide which one you would rather do.

Would you rather: 

1. Sneeze cheese OR a cry chocolate tears?
2. Live on the moon OR live on Mars?
3. Eat pizza for every meal OR ice cream for every meal?
4. Only be able to wear snow pants and a winter coat for the rest of your life OR your swimsuit for the rest of your life?

Let me know your answers in the comments below!

Have a fun day,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com 

Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes!

Hi readers,

Here are some funny knock-knock jokes to share with your friends and family!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Google!

What are some of your favourite knock-knock jokes? Let me know in the comments below!

Talk to you later,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

Would You Rather Wednesday

Hey readers,

Get ready for another Would You Rather Wednesday! Check out the scenarios below and decide which one you would rather do.

Would you rather: 

1. Be a unicorn OR a have a unicorn as a pet?
2. Always talk in rhyme OR sing when you speak?
3. Have to eat with your feet OR have to walk with your hands?
4. Live in a house made out of jelly OR ride in a car made out of graham crackers?

Let me know your answers in the comments below!

Have a great day,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com 

Would You Rather Wednesday

Hey readers,

Get ready for another Would You Rather Wednesday! Check out the scenarios below and decide which one you would rather do.

Would you rather: 

1. Have a pet dinosaur OR a pet dragon?
2. Eat doughnuts OR candy for the rest of your life?
3. Only be able to whisper OR have an incredibly loud voice?
4. Have a cool new shirt in your closet every morning OR a new pair of shoes once a week?

Let me know your answers in the comments below!

Have a great day,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com