I think chickaDEE readers are the funniest people out there. How do I know? Just read the hilarious stuff below!
Q: What do TV’s do when they’re on vacation?
A: Channel surf on a remote island!
– Andrew, 8
Say this line as fast as you can:
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with three paddles and the bottles on a poodle and the poodles eating noodles they call this muddle puddle tweetle poodle bettle bottle paddle battle!
Q: What won’t go up the chimney up, but will go up the chimney down? What won’t go down the chimney up, but will go down the chimney down?
A: An umbrella!
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Mish Mash c/o chickaDEE
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Have a great weekend, everyone!
Editor of chickaDEE