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Today is World Egg Day, so here are some EGG-stra special jokes to tell your friends!
Q: What do you call an egg that’s ready for a nap?
Q: What did the chicken say to get across a busy street?
A: “EGGS-cuse me, please!”
Q: Where do you find information about eggs?
A: The hen-cyclopedia
Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
A: An eggs-plorer
Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get egg-ucated
Did these jokes crack you up? Let us know in the comments below!
We love a good tongue twister and so does Owlkids intern Taylor! Check them out below.
Kick off your weekend with these silly tongue twisters! Can you say them all five times fast?
How many of them can you say? And remember, if you have your own tongue twisters to share make sure to comment them below!
– Taylor, email@example.com
School is just around the corner so here are some funny jokes to tell your friends during your lunch break. Don’t forget to check out the 2018 September issue of Chirp for more awesome jokes!
Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: Because it was below C level.
Q: What room can a student never enter?
A: A Mushroom.
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pond?
A: To test the waters.
Who is there?
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Do you have any jokes of your own? Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Have a fantastic day!
What’s better than going to the beach on a hot summer day? Laughing out loud while on the beach on a hot summer day!
Here are some jokes that are sure to have you rolling in the sand.
Q: Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
A: It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
Q: Which fish is the most famous at the beach?
A: A Starfish!
Q: What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
Beach ya there!
Toe the beach we go!
Do you have any other jokes of your own? Send them to email@example.com.
Have an awesome day!