Hi everyone,
Set sail for fun with a bunch of boat jokes:
1. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer (sailor)!
2. Where does a boat go when it feels sick?
To the dock-tor!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arr.
Arr who?
Arr you going to help sail the ship?
Keep laughing!
Ashley, chirpblog@owlkids.com
Hi everyone,
In the May issue of Chirp, we visit the farm.
Here are some jokes about our favourite farmyard friends:
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bour!
Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go “moo”!
Enjoy!
Ashley, chirpblog@owlkids.com
Hi everyone,
Have you heard any good jokes lately? Here are a few to keep you laughing all week long:
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
An astro-nut!
What does a duck like to eat with soup?
Quackers!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be friends!
Check out the back page of March Chirp to see more great jokes.
Ashley, Editorial Assistant of Chirp
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