Knock-knock Jokes

Hey readers,

Today I have some spooky (and silly!) knock-knock jokes for you! Check them out below and then try them on a friend tomorrow for some Halloween giggles.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a trick or treater!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Do you have any favourite knock-knock jokes? Let us know in the comments so we can laugh along, too!

Happy almost Halloween,

Beckie, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com & chirpblog@owlkids.com

Tongue Twister Tuesday

Hey readers,

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday! Can you say these five times fast?

• Peter piper
• Selfish Shellfish
• Six sticky skeletons
• Billybob blabbered boldly

Do you have any favourite tongue twisters? Let us know in the comments!

Talk to you later,

Vanessa, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Knock-Knock Jokes

Hey readers,

Today I have some funny knock-knock jokes for you! Check them out below and then try them on a friend for even more giggles!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Do you have any favourite knock-knock jokes? Let us know in the comments so we can laugh along, too!

Enjoy,

Vanessa, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Spooky Jokes

Hey readers,

Halloween is right around the corner and I’d like to share some jokes with you to celebrate the spooky season! Check them out below and then try them on a friend for even more giggles!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch!

Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

Bootiques!

What can you catch from a vampire in winter?

Frostbite!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

Do you have any spooky jokes to share? Let us know in the comments so we can laugh along, too!

Enjoy,

Vanessa, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Tongue Twisters

Hi Everyone,

It’s Tuesday and it’s totally time to laugh!

Can you say this TOTALLY TERRIFIC tongue twister 7 times fast? Have fun!

TEN TIGER TAILS