Music Jokes

I don’t know about you, blog readers, but I don’t usually feel much like laughing on Mondays. So how about we change that and start our week off with some hilariously silly jokes?

Since our June issue is all about music, let’s go with music-themed jokes! Here are some of my favourites:

Q.What’s green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q.Why do flourescent lights hum?
A. Because they forgot the words!

Q.What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A. A yam session.

Got a fave joke? Post it in the comments below!

-Kendra, owlblog@owlkids.com

Joke Friday!

It’s Friday! It’s a perfect day to have a good laugh.

So put your joke caps on and get ready for a knee-slappin’ good time.

I asked the OWL team to tell us their favourite jokes, and we have some doozies for you.

Kendra, OWL Assistant Editor
Q. What’s a vampire’s favourite ice cream flavour?
A. Vein-illa

Caroline, Designer
Q. Why do birds fly south?
A. Because it is too far to walk!

Melissa, Contributing Editor
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. It wasn’t peeling very well.

Tracey, Photographer and Photo Researcher
Q. What do you call the bug who always get stuck with the bill?
A. The paying mantis.

Natalia, chickaDEE Editor
Q. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A. A Teapot.

Susan, Art Director
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A Stick!

Irene, Design Intern
Q. How can you tell when a bee is on the phone?
A. You get a busy signal.

And here’s mine!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odour in the court.

Now it’s your turn. Post your favourite joke and the OWL team will judge which one is their favourite!

-Kim, owlblog@owlkids.com