Happy Tell an Old Joke Day!
Hey readers,
Today is Tell an Old Joke Day! To celebrate, I thought I would share some of my favourite jokes with you.
What’s black, white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra playing the drums!
What do you put into a banana?
Your teeth!
What did one car say to the other?
“I wheely like you!”
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
What has flippers and goes up and down?
Dolphins on a sea-saw!
Do you have a favourite joke? Share it with us in the comments section below!
Keep on laughing!
Melissa, chirpblog@owlkids.com
What keeps jazz musicians on earth? (Groove-ity!)
What trees do ghouls like best? (Ceme-trees!)
Knock Knock! (who’s there?) Orange! Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD TO ANSWER THE DOOR?