Jokes You Can Take to School!

Hey readers,

School is just around the corner so here are some funny jokes to tell your friends during your lunch break. Don’t forget to check out the 2018 September issue of Chirp for more awesome jokes!

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Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: Because it was below C level.

Q: What room can a student never enter?
A: A Mushroom.

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pond?
A: To test the waters.

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

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Do you have any jokes of your own? Send them to chirpblog@owlkids.com.

Have a fantastic day!

-Chidera, chirpblog@owlkids.com