Mish Mash Jokes
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It’s the weekend! Time to tell some jokes!
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camel-flage
Q: What is the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: “Hi, honey!”
Q: What do you call a dog that draws?
A: A poodle doodler.
Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A: Newly-webs!
Do you have a funny joke to share with us? Leave a comment below!
HAHAHA,
Mandy, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com
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Groan! Groan! Groan! Ha!
What is the difference between a fish and a guitar.
A:you cant tun a fish
Q:Why did the doughnut cross the road on a rainy day?
A: ‘Cause he needed his sprinkles!!
I hope you guys like this joke I made up!!
I love this joke
I like it.
Me to
You have to put a ? mark… And, you spelled it like that this:
What is the difference between a fish and a guitar.
A:you cant tun a fish.
When you shouldve wrote:
******What is the difference between a fish and a guitar?
A: you can’t TUNE a fish
Its Tuna Fish so it would actually be:
What is the difference between a fish and a guitar.
A:you cant tun a fish.
What weather do fish always get?
A flood! Ha.. I came up with that on the spot so don’t expect much.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Abee.
Abee who?
Abee C D E F G H…
Great joke, Taylor!
Why cant you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon?
because she’ll let it go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo Who
Why Are You Crying?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What’s up bee!
HAHAHAHA!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling
what do you call a 3 humped camel! pregnant!!!!
notice its is not a question.
What did one penny say to the other? Nothing!! Because penny’s can’t talk.
Iris, that is one of the best jokes I have ever heard and I wish that there was more people like you who actually understood humor.
Thank you Elijah, my brother Zachary wrote the one above mine.
Why did girl have to chase her shoes?
Because they were running shoes!
Naima Hottenroth 7 years old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: what do llamas eat for breakfast lunch and dinner?
B: llama beans!
Good joke,naima hottenroth! It’s fun to see young kids with a sense of humor!!!?
haha RUNNING shoes:)(:
knock knock
who’s there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in its cold outside
What did the bee name his magazine!?
Answer: ChickaBEE
Good one, Aimee!
What do you call
A labrador that
does magic?
A labra-cadabra-dor!
HI i`m Briana
where do cows for entertainment
the moo-vies
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
a pork chop
I knew that joke
What do you call a four legged creature with only one foot?
A BED!????????
hi
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce play outside.
(the lettuce is Let-us and this joke is bad to me ?)
nice joke
oh hop hop hop like a bunny doin hop hopidy hop
Hi! Great jokes! ????
hi
DINNA TIME
what did the ketchup say to the mustered
I’ll ketchup with you later!
what did the corn say to the maze
your so a-mazeing!
what did the corn say to the maze
your so a maze ing!
tru
where did the devil go to the movies?
The sin-ema
so funny! i like the one you siad why cant you give elsa frome Frozen a balloon because she,ll let it go but anyway i like all the jokes i siad some to my brothers and i showed them the jokes i saw they thouht it was funy to! so thank you for the jokes it feels good to lauth agin
what did the ear say to the other. ear i cant her you.
thats funy!
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Jeffrey’s mom has three coins and they’re all her children. One is a nickle one is a dime and one is a penny. The nickles name is nickle the dimes name is dime. So what’s the penny’s name? The penny’s name is Jeffrey lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
what’s black and white and red allover a magazine!
i heard a joke about chocolate it wasn’t very funny so i just…snickered
funny!!
What did one casket say to the other casket…Is that you coffin
Like *cough *cough get it!!
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knock knock
who’s there?
ach
ach who?
bless you!
Why do the mushrooms always get invited to partys?
Cause their the fun-guys!!!
what is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
finding half a worm in it
What did the apple say to the banana when they were looking for the
orange?
” keep your eyes PEELED”
Papyrus to Sans: Sans, why don’t you go to your own bed?
Sans: I don’t trust those stairs..
Papyrus: NO SANS DON’T SAY IT
Sans: I think they’re UP to something.
Papyrus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD HEAVENS SANS!!!!!!!!!!
knock knock whos there bo bo who don’t cry its just a joke
what did the orange say to the banana when they where raceing
orange you glad you kept up with me
knock knock hows there ahhhh ahhhh how sorry didn’t mean to scare you
What do you call a fish with one eye?
Fsh!
I love all your jokes
what is a dogs favorite kind of candy.
chocalate bone
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they fly over the bay they’d be called bagels!!!
Bay- gull, sea- gull.
kill me now
how do you know if a vampire has a cough?
BY ITS COFFIN!!
Don’t you mean How do you know if a vampire has a COLD? cause of its COFFIN!!!
What did the big
chimney say to the little chimney?
“your to young to smoke”!
JOSH: What are you doing?
JUSTIN: I’m staring at the person who ruined my life.
JOSH: You’re staring in a mirror.
Q:What is the difference between a fish and a guitar
A:You cant tun a fish
what do plants need? pot asium!
(okay this is pretty cringy)
The banana was looking for the orange
when he found the orange, the orange said:
“ORANGE you glad you found me!”
Severus Snape: You-know-who has returned!
Dumbledore: Are you serious?
Snape: no I’m Severus.
Sirius black: ……
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You-know
You-know-who?
Yep thats me.
Lolz
(this is something I just found on the internet)
Dumbledore:Harry I know you just saved the school and all but..
Potter: what?
Dumbledore: you have been falling behind on subjects.
Potter:(under his breath) It’s hard when you are trying to save the world.
Dumbledore: Hit it Gandalf!
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Potter:????????
(this is something I just found on the internet)
Dumbledore:Harry I know you just saved the school and all but..
Potter: what?
Dumbledore: you have been falling behind on subjects.
Potter:(under his breath) It’s hard when you are trying to save the world.
Dumbledore: Hit it Gandalf!
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Potter:????????
Hey hear is a joke two tomatoes walking one slows down and the other says come on ketchup.
Have a good day everyone.
why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll LET IT GO!??????
Btw: I’m Julia and I’m 10 years old
What do you call it when you see a taco on a bell?
TACO BELL
Hope you enjoy this joke I made up.
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Lol I thought this was a funny joke.
lol!!
a joke is knock knock. whos there? wu. wu who? sensei wu that’s who>
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows say.
Cows say who?
No, you silly! Cows say moo, Owls say hoo!
What do astronauts eat for dessert on Mars. Marsmallow
What do yo call a fish without eyes?
A fsh
Kyle 12
What do yo call a fish without eyes?
A fsh
Kyle 12
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
🙂
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I stopped saying banana?
🙂
Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Lea.
Lea who?
Lea’ve me alone!!!
Q.what is the cheapest way to travel
A.a sale-boat
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because it was udder cover as the chicken!
knock knock whos there robin robin who robin you give me your cash