Mish Mash

Hi readers,

I think chickaDEE readers are the funniest people out there. How do I know? Just read the hilarious stuff below!

JOKE

Q: What do TV’s do when they’re on vacation?

A: Channel surf on a remote island!

– Andrew, 8

TONGUE TWISTER

Say this line as fast as you can:

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with three paddles and the bottles on a poodle and the poodles eating noodles they call this muddle puddle tweetle poodle bettle bottle paddle battle!

– Kya

RIDDLE

Q: What won’t go up the chimney up, but will go up the chimney down? What won’t go down the chimney up, but will go down the chimney down?

A: An umbrella!

– Alexandra

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Have a great weekend, everyone!

Mandy

Editor of chickaDEE

chickadeeblog@owlkids.com