Music Jokes
I don’t know about you, blog readers, but I don’t usually feel much like laughing on Mondays. So how about we change that and start our week off with some hilariously silly jokes?
Since our June issue is all about music, let’s go with music-themed jokes! Here are some of my favourites:
Q.What’s green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q.Why do flourescent lights hum?
A. Because they forgot the words!
Q.What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A. A yam session.
Got a fave joke? Post it in the comments below!
-Kendra, owlblog@owlkids.com
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Funny!!
Funny
Kool but I don’t get the Elvis Presley one.
They spelt it PARSLEY for the joke.
a guy rode in to town on friday 3 days later he rode out of town on friday. how would this work?
A= the guy’s horse’s name is friday
Nice one, Zach!
I know that one but it’s not really a music joke.
this is more riddle that joke. I have heard it before but it is still cool to remember
Q- What is Beethoven`s favourite fruit?
A- Banananaaaaaaaaaa
BTW, the Banananaaaaaaa is part of one of Beethovens songs. The joke is better in person.
don’t get the first one
i get it now but i don’t get the second joke
What is at the beginning of the end
at the end of space and time
and at the beginning of eternity
Answer= The letter E
Beautiful and wonderful!
What is a boulder avalanche fave music?
Rock and roll!
I love those jokes!!!! 🙂
heres another one
Q.WHAT DO YOU GET WITH AN AUOTHER
AND ILLUSTRATOR?
A. a auothestrator!!!! 🙂
No a book
what do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
That is a good one Alsa! I will tell that one to my friends.
These 3 are all from Enchanted Learning Music Jokes and Riddles. I like the 3.
Here is my favourite joke:
Why didn’t the girl cry when her flashlight was out? She was de-lighted.
oh my gosh, thats a great one
What did one Penny say to the other penny?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents!
what did one teddy bear say to the other?
man i’m stuffed
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A MOO-sician
Elvis what?