Summer Jokes

Hi readers,

Are you having a fun summer? I sure am!

Here are some cool summer jokes to tell in the heat:

Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they’re shellfish.

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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

A: When you’re eating watermelon.

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Q: What does the sun drink out of?

A: Sunglasses.

What’s your favourite summer joke, readers? Tell us in the comments!

-Katie, chirpblog@owlkids.com