Hey readers,
Here are some spring-themed knock-knock jokes to tell your family and friends!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom coming home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?
Do you know any funny knock-knock jokes? Let us know in the comments below!
-Trisha, chirpblog@owlkids.com
Hi readers,
Ready to try some tricky tongue twisters? Say these five times fast:
Cute kittens in the kitchen.
Red leather yellow leather.
Round the rock the ragged rascal ran.
Two tiny timid toads.
Do you know any tricky tongue twisters you’d like to share? Leave them in the comments!
Until next time!
-Trisha, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com
Get ready to giggle with these riddles from Owlkids intern Danielle!
-Melissa
Photo: Dreamstime
Hey readers!
Are you in the mood for a challenge? Well look no further! I have some fun riddles for you to try out today!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge
What belongs to you but is used more by other people?
Your name
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
What has five fingers but isn’t alive?
A glove
Do you have any favourite riddles you want to share? Let us know in the comments!
Until next time,
– Danielle, chirpblog@owlkids.com
Hey readers,
We’re in a silly mood today at Chirp Magazine. Maybe because it’s Friday, maybe because the sun is shinning or maybe just… because!
So, we thought it would be a fun idea to post some of our favourite jokes. Read them aloud to family and friends!
Why did the banana stay home from school?
He wasn’t peeling well!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Want kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Do you have a funny joke to share? Leave a comment below with your silly riddle, tongue twister or knock knock joke!
Bye for now,
-Melissa, chirpblog@owlkids.com
It’s Wednesday so it’s time to play a hilarious game of Would You Rather! Here goes…
Would you rather:
Eat snail ice cream OR eat a fish popsicle?
Swim in a pool of fruit punch OR swim in a pool of bubble tea?
Ride on a rollercoaster that only goes upside-down OR ride in a Ferris wheel that goes super slow?
Read a book that is missing the first page OR read a book that is missing the last page?
Go camping without a tent OR go camping without a campfire?
Tough questions! Have fun and leave your choices in the comment section below.
-Mandy, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com
