Jokes

Hey readers,

Looking for some laughs before you head back to school? Here are some positively sea-lly summer-themed jokes for you! Check em out below and then try them on a friend for double the giggles!

What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!

Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baa-hamas!

Do you have any summer jokes to share? Let us know in the comments so we can laugh along, too!

Stay cool,

-Beckie, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

Riddles

Hey readers,

Here are some fun and tricky riddles for you to figure out. Good luck!

1. What has words, but never speaks?
2. What kind of cup can’t hold water?
3. What tastes better than it smells?

How many answers did you get without looking? Let us know in the comments below! And don’t forget to share your favourite riddles, too!

Have a good day,

-Beckie, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Answers: 1. A book!, 2. A cupcake!, 3. Your tongue!

Would You Rather Wednesday

Hey readers,

Here are some fun Would You Rather questions for you! Check out the scenarios below and decide which one you would rather do.

Would you rather: 

1. Have the head of a lion OR the head of a shark?
2. Read every book OR watch every movie?
3. Turn purple every time you laugh OR turn green every time you cry?
4. Slide down a rainbow OR jump across clouds?

Let us know your answers in the comments below!

Have a great day,

-Beckie, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com 

Would You Rather Wednesday

Hey readers,

Here are some fun Would You Rather questions for you! Check out the scenarios below and decide which one you would rather do.

Would you rather: 

1. Have a panda as a friend OR a zebra as a friend?
2. Moo after every sentence OR bark after every sentence?
3. Skateboard everywhere OR ski everywhere?
4. Be a unicorn OR be a pegasus?

Let us know your answers in the comments below!

Have a great day,

-Mariam, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com 

Tongue Twister Tuesday

Hey readers,

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday! Can you say these five times fast?

• Sweet Smoothie
• Bouncy Berry
• Cute Critters
• Great Grapes

Do you have any favourite tongue twisters? Let us know in the comments!

Talk to you later,

-Mariam, chirpblog@owlkids.com