Silly Knock-Knock Jokes!

Hey readers,

Happy Thursday! Here are some silly knock-knock jokes to tell your friends and family!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Are you coming down with a cold?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh forget it, it is pointless.

Do you know any fun knock-knock jokes? Let us know in the comments below!

-Trisha, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

Silly Knock-Knock Jokes!

Hey readers,

Here are a few knock-knock jokes to start your day with a laugh!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s too hot out here!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Do you know any funny knock-knock jokes? Share them in the comments!

-Trisha, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

It’s Silly Sayings Day!

Celebrate Silly Sayings Day with these classics! You can even try them out when you’re talking to friends this weekend.

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“It’s the cat’s pajamas!”  – “It’s the best!”

“See you in two shakes of a lamb’s tale.” = “See you soon!”

“It’s like pulling teeth!”  = “It’s really hard!”

“A penny for your thoughts?” = “What are you thinking about?”

Do you have any funny sayings? Share them in the comments section below!

Bye for now,

-Melissa, chirpblog@owlkids.com

Take a Would You Rather Quiz!

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Have you ever taken a Would You Rather quiz? They’re usually pretty silly! See what Owlkids intern Courtney has come up with for her Would You Rather quiz below!

-Melissa

Hey, readers!

It’s time to play Would You Rather. Today is the Spring Edition! It’s time to celebrate all the nice weather with some fun.

Would you rather…

Have a bunny OR a baby chick as a pet?

Sleep on a bed of cherry blossoms OR a bed of daisies?

Have it rain gumballs OR chocolate?

Be friends with a ladybug OR a butterfly?

Eat watermelon OR strawberries everyday?

Grow lilies OR tulips instead of hair?

What would you choose? Let us know in the comments!

Talk to you later, readers!
-Courtney, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com

Silly April Fool’s Day Pranks!

Hey readers!

Owlkids intern Sarah is back with some silly April Fool’s Day pranks. Have fun!

– Melissa

Happy April Fools Day readers!

April Fools is such a fun day! You get to be silly, tell jokes, and do pranks that make people laugh. Check out some prank ideas below!

1. Banana Phone:

Take the phone that’s in your house, and switch it with a banana. When the phone rings, and someone goes to answer it, they will not peel-ieve you did that!

2. The ‘Because’ Hop:

Every time someone says the word ‘because’ hop on one foot. When they ask why you’re hopping, just say: “because!”

3. Musical Conversation:

Whenever someone asks you a question, sing them back your answer in a silly tune.

Let us know if you tried any of our April Fools Day pranks in the comments below!

Happy pranking,

– Sarah, chickadeeblog@owlkids.com